Money doesn’t make the world go round. No no no. Coffee does.
Without that life-giving shot of caffeine in the morning, it’s fair to say that most of us would be empty shells of ourselves, wandering through life like milk-drunk toddlers who are 2 hours late for their afternoon nap.
The impact of coffee on society hasn’t been lost on Twitter users. Every artist needs their muse, and it seems that inspiration from the bean has allowed many to produce some of their very finest work. So, for your reading pleasure, here are 24 of Twitter’s finest coffee-related tweets.
“Someone in the office keeps making decaf coffee & I’ve narrowed it down to that guy who never gets anything done.”
- A Sherlock Holmes-level deduction – https://twitter.com/WoodyLuvsCoffee/status/488666386416156672
- When things are getting out of hand – https://twitter.com/ErikaNapo/status/448820391134638080
- The fear of going cold turkey – https://twitter.com/capricecrane/status/504327088011100160
- A cause for confusion – https://twitter.com/Donna_McCoy/status/682568794422808576
- The ultimate catch-22 – https://twitter.com/PinkCamoTO/status/781105279903604736
- A picture of health – https://twitter.com/CulturedRuffian/status/744978620263841792
- A lesson in accountability – https://twitter.com/twylaredsun/status/544048094376374272
- Yin and Yang – https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/681958158349299712
“I don’t need a husband I just need someone to come over and make me coffee in the morning and then leave.”
- Why else would anyone marry? – https://twitter.com/thisisjendoll/status/525639729837244418
- And one straight from the machine’s mouth – https://twitter.com/KentWGraham/status/570898204201517056
- Fingers crossed! – https://twitter.com/LurkAtHomeMom/status/778935834569535488
- A call for world peace – https://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/527516159529463808
- A vicious and unending cycle – https://twitter.com/kcatwalk1/status/673941858180034561
- A coffee-related burn – https://twitter.com/LinajkReturns/status/673847922199568384
- The wonder treatment – https://twitter.com/madeline_haller/status/598135922341879808
- A win for the little guy – https://twitter.com/MensHumor/status/590953344278994944
“Instead of going to Starbucks, I make coffee at home, yell my name out incorrectly, then light a $5 bill on fire.”
- A moment of introspection – https://twitter.com/peb671/status/591230321259106306
- Kids and coffee don’t mix – https://twitter.com/BPMbadassmama/status/568054880130109440
- A personal best – https://twitter.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/750683771846864896
- The wisest choice – https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/229539197344706560
- A moment of realization – https://twitter.com/msrachelhollis/status/565917132152913921
- One is never enough – https://twitter.com/ZooeyDeschanel/status/154351995636039681
- So how do you spell ‘Sam’? – https://twitter.com/daemonic3/status/565559944968409088
- A rollercoaster ride of emotion –https://twitter.com/truman_black/status/447465191618666497